things that make me laugh harder than they should:
gifs made with terrible stationary parts
You can either 14 or 132 that’s it! Either 14 or 132, no in between jUST FUCKING 14 OR 132 JUST FUCKING MAKE 132 YOU PIECE OF SHIT 132 PANCAKES FOR YOUR FUCKING BREAKFAST
wake up at 5am to make all these goddamn pancakes
I love Anastasia but they get so much shit wrong and I had to talk about it.
As a history major currently studying Soviet Russia I would like to formally bless this post
History majors have a hard time just sitting and enjoying period pieces….especially with others
"Wait a second…that’s not right…"
^ You understand me friend
I was about to be like “jeez it’s just a cartoon” but nearly died laughing at this post multiple time. read this post. it’s good post
"Non. I do not give une fuck"
jesus christ, its a kids movie! of course its not gonna be— this is a thing of beauty
I, for one, welcome our future Indian-Chinese lesbian cyborg president.
look at the wrapper
I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY BROTHER HAD TO DO A BIOLOGY PRESENTATION ON BIRDS AND HE HAD TO USE A VIDEO IN HIS PRESENTATION AND HE CHOSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A REAL BIRD
OH MY GOD
It just gets BETTER AND BETTER
HEY! LISTEN UP!
This video has been altered from its original!
Here’s the original, and IMO it’s even more impressive. The superb lyrebird is a master mimic, and it’s sad that the person who altered the video took that for granted, and that some people won’t believe it because of the edited video.
In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do
when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong
How can I relate so much to a fucking chair? This fucking site
crazy dark haired egomaniacs and their 100% done blonde boyfriends
omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now
We are eating the shadowy remnants of a dead species.
Maybe because orgasms help normalize brain activity and chemistry. That’s also why masturbating helps chronic anxiety and depression. It creates a flurry of brain activity, which apparently gets neurons that are otherwise are not firing when they should, which makes hormones be produced or absorbed to normalize brain chemistry. They do the same thing in the most severe cases of depression by inducing a grand mal seizure, which essentially does the same thing to a massively greater extent (with the cost of causing minor memory damage. But hey it makes people able to function somewhat normally and not want to kill themselves so in the worst case we the benefit outweighs the consequence).